George Ding-a-Ling

George Ding-a-Ling
(Sung to "My Ding-a-Ling" by Chuck Berry)


After 9/11 George had a plan
He'd take out the Taliban
"Well beat the Afghan winter
and to Afghans freedom bring"

But they still call him George Ding-a-Ling

Oh George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They Still call him George (Ding-a-Ling)

George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They still call him George (Ding-a-Ling)


Saddam called George the Son of a Whore
"Mess with me you'll have the Mother of all Wars"
Caught hiding in a hole
Now on trial he will sing

But they still call him George Ding-a-Ling

Oh George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They Still call him George (Ding-a-Ling)

George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They still call him George (Ding-a-Ling)


Arafat was evil everybody knew
"No more brunches in the Lincoln Bedroom for you"
Now he's dead and buried
What a terrible thing

But they still call him George Ding-a-Ling

Oh George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They Still call him George (Ding-a-Ling)

George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They still call him George (Ding-a-Ling)


Elections breaking out all over the place
As the Arab Street does an about-face
Kadaffy got the message
and he gave Bashar a ring

But they still call him George Ding-a-Ling

Oh George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They Still call him George (Ding-a-Ling)

George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They still call him George (Ding-a-Ling)

In Germany he's ridiculed, in France he's hated
Even after 50 million liberated
That's as great as any president
Greater than any King

But they still call him George Ding-a-Ling

Oh George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They Still call him George (Ding-a-Ling)

George (Ding-a-Ling)
George (Ding-a-Ling)
They'll always call him George (Ding-a-Ling)